{"product_id":"beerbellybank","title":"BeerBellyBank™ | Belly Bum Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeerBellyBank™ is a bum bag shaped like a beer belly. You wear it low on your waist, under your t-shirt, and it becomes your gut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is 35 cm across and 18.8 cm deep, which is a real belly rather than a joke-shop one, and the shell is moulded in [waterproof] PU leather with the skin printed onto it — a navel pressed into the middle, a crease under the curve, and on the hairy one, fine printed hair across the whole thing. From a couple of metres away, under a t-shirt, in normal light, it reads as you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd it is a proper bag.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA full-width zip runs along the top under a narrow black binding, hidden by the hem of your shirt, and it opens into a black-lined pocket that takes a phone, a wallet, keys and a folded handful of notes. That is the whole joke: you stand at a counter, lift your shirt, unzip your stomach and pay. A black canvas strap with a side-release buckle goes round your waist and clicks shut, and an adjuster slides it to fit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OnlyViralFinds","offers":[{"title":"Lager Tan (Hairy Design)","offer_id":57502716035412,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pale Ale (Hairless Design)","offer_id":57502716068180,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown Ale (Hairless Design)","offer_id":57502716100948,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1066\/8736\/5460\/files\/carbcarriers_product_page_photos_1_hero_worn_under_t-shirt.jpg?v=1790190652","url":"https:\/\/www.onlyviralfinds.com\/products\/beerbellybank","provider":"OnlyViralFinds","version":"1.0","type":"link"}