Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

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Why CarbCarriers?

A normal bum bag has one problem, which is that everyone can see it. It sits on your hip announcing that you have brought a bag, and half the reason people stopped wearing them is that there is no version of it that does not look like a bag. This one is invisible because it is pretending to be something else. Under a t-shirt it is not a bum bag at all — it is a stomach — and nobody looks twice at a stomach until you unzip it.

And then there is the bit you actually bought it for. There is no other object that gets that reaction. Not a funny t-shirt, not a mug, not a novelty bottle opener — you cannot wear any of those into a shop and watch the person behind the counter completely lose it. If you are buying this for somebody, that reaction is the present. The bag is just how you get it.

Benefits & Features

  • 35 cm across and 18.8 cm deep — a real belly, so it reads as yours under a t-shirt, not as fancy dress
  • Hidden full-width zip into a black-lined pocket — phone, wallet, keys and cash, properly out of sight
  • PU leather shell with a moulded navel, a printed skin texture and a real belly crease
  • Strong black canvas strap, side-release buckle and a slider — on in one click, off in one click
  • Two skins to choose from: hairy, or smooth

The bag itself...

The zip is the whole trick

It runs the full width of the top, tucked under a narrow black binding, so when the bag is shut there is a dark line across the top of the belly and nothing else — and the hem of your t-shirt covers even that. The supplier calls it an "invisible built-in zipper" and for once that is a fair description. Open it and the pocket runs the length of the bag.

The pocket is plain black and deeper than it looks

Black, matte, unlined with anything fussy. It takes a phone flat, a wallet, keys and a folded wad of notes without bulging, because the 10 cm depth of the belly is all usable.

The shell is moulded, not stuffed

It holds its shape on its own. That is why it works: a stuffed fabric belly sags and creases like a cushion, and this one keeps the curve whether it is full or empty. PU leather over a moulded form, with the skin texture printed on.

CarbCarriers Give You...

  • The single best reaction-per-pound of anything you can buy someone
  • A bag nobody can see, at a festival, a match, a stag do or a beer garden
  • Your phone, cash and cards on you with no pockets and no bag on your shoulder
  • A present for the man who buys himself everything and has nowhere to put it

Inside the Box

  • 1x Carbcarriers™ beer belly bum bag, 35 cm, in your chosen skin
  • 1x black canvas strap, attached, with the buckle and slider fitted

Your Questions Answered

Is there actually a pocket in it, and what fits?

Yes, and it is the point of the product rather than an afterthought. A zip runs the full width of the top under a narrow black binding, and it opens into a plain black pocket that uses the whole 10 cm depth of the belly. A phone lies flat in it. So does a wallet, a set of keys and a folded handful of notes, all at the same time, without the shape changing.

What it is not is a rucksack. It is a bum bag with a bum bag's capacity — everything you would normally put in your pockets, and nothing you would put in a bag.

Does it look real, or obviously like a bag?

Under a t-shirt, at conversational distance, it looks real — which is the only test that matters, because that is how it is worn and that is the whole gag. It is 35 cm across with a moulded navel, a crease under the curve and skin texture printed over the whole shell, and on the hairy one the hair is printed on too.

Close up and in your hand it is obviously a bag, and we would rather say so here. Nobody is going to be fooled by it on a table. On a waist, under a shirt hem, until the moment you unzip it — yes.

Will it fit me?

The bag is 35 cm across and 18.8 cm deep, and it goes on a black canvas strap with a side-release buckle and a sliding adjuster, so it sizes to you the way any bum bag does.

Do you have to wear it under a t-shirt?

That is how it is meant to be worn and it is where it works: the hem comes down over the top of the bag and hides the zip, the binding and the strap, so all that is left is a stomach. Low on the waist rather than up on the hips, and with a loose hem rather than a fitted one.

You can wear it over a shirt, and plenty of people will, but then it is a bum bag shaped like a belly rather than a belly — which is a different and much smaller joke. It will not work at all under something tight, over a tucked-in shirt, or with a jacket zipped up over it.

Can it get wet, and how do you clean it?

The shell wipes clean with a damp cloth, which is one of the real advantages of the moulded PU over a fabric one — it does not soak up a spilt drink, and on this product a spilt drink is close to guaranteed.

Treat the pocket as splash-proof rather than sealed: it is a festival bag, not a dry bag, and your phone should not go swimming in it.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 1459 reviews.

Customer photo review of Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Genuinely useful and genuinely stupid at the same time, which is a hard thing to pull off. I have worn it to a wedding, a match and a supermarket and it has never not got a reaction.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Customer photo review of Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

I got the pale one for my sister's boyfriend because he is very pale and it made the joke better. Ten out of ten decision, would recommend matching the skin to the man.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Golf. It goes under the shirt, it holds a phone and a scorecard and a couple of balls, and the reaction on the first tee was worth more than anything else I brought.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

It is exactly the size shown. 35cm across is bigger than you picture in your head and that is why it works — a smaller one would just look like a bag with a picture on it.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

My son is 19 and everything I buy him is wrong. This was not wrong. He took it to a festival with his mates and I got sent nine videos.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

I do a lot of filming and I bought this purely for one video. It has been in eleven of them. Anything I point a camera at, if it comes out of the belly it is funnier.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Ordered the smooth one for my brother-in-law who is a chef and wanted something he could wipe down. It has survived a kitchen and a barbecue so far and it wipes clean with a cloth.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

The strap and the buckle are better than I expected for the money. Proper canvas webbing and a decent click on the clip, not the flimsy thing I was braced for.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Got it for my husband who is very thin and thought it was a comment on him. He now does a routine where he pats it before paying for things. Sorry to everyone in our local Co-op.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

I bought this as a Secret Santa for a £20 limit and I have never won Secret Santa before. Two people asked me where I got it before the meal had finished.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Went to a festival with no bag at all for the first time in fifteen years. Phone, cards and cash in my stomach, hands free, nothing to put down and lose.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Wearing it low with the shirt over the top is the whole thing. I had it a bit high the first time and it looked like a bum bag. Dropped it onto my waist, pulled the hem down, and it vanished.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Bought it for a stag do as the groom's gift and it upstaged everything else including the trip. He wore it on the flight.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

The hairy one is the right one. I nearly went for the smooth and I am glad I did not — under a black t-shirt in normal light it is unsettling how much it just looks like a gut.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

My dad turned 60 and has told us for ten years he does not want anything. He wore this to the pub the same evening and sent us a photo of the barman's face.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Five-a-side. Nowhere to put your phone, nobody wants to leave it in the car. This solved it and got me absolutely slaughtered by the lads for ninety minutes, which was half the point.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Got it for my brother who buys himself everything and is impossible to shop for. He opened it, put it on over his jumper and did not take it off for the rest of the day.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

The pocket is bigger than I expected. Phone, wallet, keys and my vape all went in and the shape did not change. I assumed it would be a fake belly with a token slot in it and it is a proper bag.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Bought it for my boyfriend's 30th as a joke present and it has genuinely become the thing he takes places. He took it to Reading instead of a bag. I have lost him to it.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Wore it to a beer garden and ordered four pints out of my own stomach. The girl behind the bar had to go and get someone else to serve because she could not speak. Best twenty quid I have ever spent.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Wore it to the pub under my t-shirt, walked to the bar, lifted my shirt and unzipped my stomach to get my card out. The barman had to sit down. Best thing I own.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Bought it for my boyfriend who has a bit of a belly anyway. Nobody could tell where he ended and the bag began. He paid for the whole night out of his gut.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Festival essential. Looks like a beer belly, holds my phone, wallet, keys and cash, and no pickpocket is going near a man's stomach. Genius. With me within the week and well packed.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Got the hairy one for my dad's 50th. He wore it to the party under his shirt and unzipped it to get his glasses out. The whole room lost it.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Proper size, reads as a real gut under a shirt from a few feet. The hidden zip is tidy and the pocket takes more than you think.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Present for my husband who has everything. The reaction when he unzipped his belly at the shop counter was the actual gift. Priceless. Delivered within a few days, no waiting about.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Stag do in Magaluf. The groom wore it all week and paid for every round out of his stomach. Never not funny.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Bought it as a joke and it is genuinely a good bag. Strap is comfy, buckle is solid, and it holds everything I need for a night out, hidden.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

The moulded belly with the belly button is spot on. Under a white t-shirt in the pub it is completely convincing until you unzip it.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Wore it to a festival for three days. Pickpocket proof, hands free, and the lads cried every time I paid for a pint out of my gut.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Present for my brother who is impossible to buy for. He opened it, put it on, and wore it to the pub that night. Legend status achieved. Arrived surprisingly fast.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Good solid bag. The waist strap adjusts easily and the side-release buckle feels strong. Holds my phone, wallet and keys with room to spare.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Bought it purely off the video and it is exactly that funny in person. My partner wore it to a barbecue and became the entertainment.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Wore it to a fancy dress do as a middle-aged bloke and did not need any other costume. The belly did all the work.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Hidden zip, proper lining, takes a phone and a folded wad of notes. Nobody looks twice at a stomach. Best festival bag I have had.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Wore it on a lads holiday under my t-shirt. The reveal at the bar never got old all week. Also actually useful for keeping my stuff safe.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Got it for my son for his 18th as a joke. He has worn it to every party since. The whole year group knows about the belly bag.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Thick moulded shell, convincing skin print, and the hairy version is somehow even better. My husband is delighted with himself.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

Lift the shirt, unzip the gut, pay, zip it back up. The simplest gag and it floors everyone every single time.

Carbcarriers™ | Beer Belly Bum Bag

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