Genuinely useful and genuinely stupid at the same time, which is a hard thing to pull off. I have worn it to a wedding, a match and a supermarket and it always makes people laugh. Shipping was quick too.
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Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 1221 reviews.
Golf. It goes under the shirt, it holds a phone and a scorecard and a couple of balls, and the reaction on the first tee was worth more than anything else I brought.
I got the pale one for my sister's boyfriend because he is very pale and it made the joke better. Ten out of ten decision, would recommend matching the skin to the man.
It is exactly the size shown. 35cm across is bigger than you picture in your head and that is why it works — a smaller one would just look like a bag with a picture on it.
My son is 19 and everything I buy him is wrong. This was not wrong. He took it to a festival with his mates and I got sent nine videos.
I do a lot of filming and I bought this purely for one video. It has been in eleven of them. Anything I point a camera at, if it comes out of the belly it is funnier.
Ordered the smooth one for my brother-in-law who is a chef and wanted something he could wipe down. It has survived a kitchen and a barbecue so far and it wipes clean with a cloth.
The strap and the buckle are better than I expected for the money. Proper canvas webbing and a decent click on the clip, not the flimsy thing I was braced for.
Got it for my husband who is very thin and thought it was a comment on him. He now does a routine where he pats it before paying for things. Sorry to everyone in our local Co-op.
I bought this as a Secret Santa for a £20 limit and I have never won Secret Santa before. Two people asked me where I got it before the meal had finished.
Went to a festival with no bag at all for the first time in fifteen years. Phone, cards and cash in my stomach, hands free, nothing to put down and lose.
Wearing it low with the shirt over the top is the whole thing. I had it a bit high the first time and it looked like a bum bag. Dropped it onto my waist, pulled the hem down, and it vanished.
Bought it for a stag do as the groom's gift and it upstaged everything else including the trip. He wore it on the flight.
The hairy one is the right one. I nearly went for the smooth and I am glad I did not — under a black t-shirt in normal light it is unsettling how much it just looks like a gut.
My dad turned 60 and has told us for ten years he does not want anything. He wore this to the pub the same evening and sent us a photo of the barman's face.
Five-a-side. Nowhere to put your phone, nobody wants to leave it in the car. This solved it and got me absolutely slaughtered by the lads for ninety minutes, which was half the point.
Got it for my brother who buys himself everything and is impossible to shop for. He opened it, put it on over his jumper and did not take it off for the rest of the day.
The pocket is bigger than I expected. Phone, wallet, keys and my vape all went in and the shape did not change. I assumed it would be a fake belly with a token slot in it and it is a proper bag.
Bought it for my boyfriend's 30th as a joke present and it has genuinely become the thing he takes places. He took it to Reading instead of a bag. I have lost him to it.
Wore it to a beer garden and ordered four pints out of my own stomach. The girl behind the bar had to go and get someone else to serve because she could not speak. Best twenty quid I have ever spent.
My belly is now my wallet. Lift the shirt, unzip, out comes the card. The barman genuinely applauded. Best thing I own.
Got it for my fella who keeps everything in his pockets and loses it all. Now his phone, keys and cash live in his gut. Safer and hilarious.
Festival bank. All my money zipped inside my belly for three days, hands free, pickpocket proof, and a laugh at every bar. Came within days of ordering.
Bought the hairy one for my husband's 40th. He unzipped his stomach to pay for the taxi and the driver nearly crashed laughing.
Good size, reads as a real gut under a shirt. Hidden zip, roomy pocket, and the skin print is convincing from a couple of metres.
Present for my dad who has everything. The shopkeeper's face when he unzipped his belly to pay was worth every penny. Came really quickly as well.
Stag do, paid for every round out of my stomach. The groom lost it the first time and it never stopped being funny all weekend.
Bought as a joke, kept as a bag. Comfy strap, solid buckle, hides everything I need for a night out in my gut.
Moulded belly with a proper belly button. Under a white tee in the pub it is completely convincing until the reveal.
Three-day festival, valuables banked in my belly the whole time. Pickpocket proof and the lads cried every time I paid.
Impossible brother sorted. Opened it, put it on, wore it to the pub that night. Instant legend. Delivered within a few days, no waiting about.
Solid bag. Strap adjusts easy, buckle strong, holds phone, wallet and keys with room spare. The gut is the bonus.
Bought off the video and it is exactly that funny in person. My partner wore it to a barbecue and was the entertainment.
Fancy dress sorted in one item. Middle-aged bloke costume, belly included. Did not need anything else.
Hidden zip, proper lining, takes a phone and a wad of notes. Nobody looks twice at a stomach. Best festival bank going.
Lads holiday, worn under my shirt, reveal at the bar never got old. Also genuinely useful for keeping my stuff safe.
Son's 18th, bought as a joke. He has worn it to every party since. The whole year knows about the belly bank.
Thick moulded shell, convincing print, hairy one is even better. Far too pleased with myself at the bar.
Lift the shirt, unzip the gut, pay. Simplest gag going and it floors everyone every single time.
Bought it for my brother-in-law who takes himself seriously. He wore it to the pub quiz and nobody remembered the quiz. Posted and here before I knew it.
