From across the pool you genuinely look bald. The little ears sell it. My mate swam right past me and did not clock it was me. Shipping was quick, on the mat in days.
Bald in three seconds. Back to normal in one.
CrisisCaps is a real silicone swim cap printed to look like a bald head, with a short dark hairline round the back and an ear on each side. Pull it on and from across the pool you have lost every hair on your head.
Wear it for lengths, wear it on holiday, wear it to the stag do. Then peel it off in front of whoever was laughing and watch their face.
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Most pools tell you to wear a swim cap, and every swim cap ever made is boring. This one turns the rule into the best joke of the holiday, and it still does the job a swim cap is for.
It is the gift for the man who has everything except a sense of humour about his hairline. Or for the one who has a full head of hair and wants everyone to think otherwise.
Proper silicone. Glossy, stretchy and thick, the same stuff as a serious swimmer's cap.
The print is the joke. A jagged dark hairline round the back and an ear on each side. From behind, nobody can tell.
One size, pulls on in seconds. Stretch it over your head from the front and tuck it behind your ears. Off again in one pull.
🏊 The pool, for lengths or for the laugh
🏖️ Holidays, hotel pools and the beach
🍻 Stag dos, hen dos and birthdays
🎁 The gift that gets opened first and talked about longest
🎭 Fancy dress, when you need to go bald for a night
1 × CrisisCaps bald head swim cap in your chosen colour
One size fits most. It is unisex, for men and women, and the stretchy silicone shapes itself to your head so it sits snug without squeezing.
Tie it up and tuck it in, the same as with any swim cap.
No swim cap keeps hair completely dry. It keeps most of the water out and stays put while you swim.
Yes. It is a real silicone swim cap, so it works for lengths, not just for the photo.
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 1201 reviews.
From across the pool you genuinely look bald. The little ears sell it. My mate swam right past me and did not clock it was me. Shipping was quick, on the mat in days.
Ryan S. 5/5 Verified
Present for my husband who has a full head of hair and a strange wish to look bald. Request granted. Hilarious in person.
Natalie J. 5/5 Verified
Thick proper silicone, not a flimsy party hat. Pulled on like a normal cap and actually kept my hair dry doing lengths.
Craig N. 5/5 Verified
Stag do in Benidorm. Twelve lads, one bald cap, endless photos. Best fiver-ish anyone spent all weekend.
Lee H. 5/5 Verified
Bought it for my boyfriend who is very touchy about his hairline. He wore it to the gym pool and sent me a video of the lifeguard double-taking
Shannon W. 5/5 Verified
Wore it to the pool on holiday and my wife did not recognise me walking back from the bar. Peeled it off at the table and the whole family lost it
Michael W. 5/5 Verified
Wore it to the pool on holiday and my wife did not recognise me walking back from the bar. Peeled it off at the table and the whole family lost it
Dave R. 5/5 Verified
Thick proper silicone, not a flimsy party hat. Pulled on like a normal cap and actually kept my hair dry doing lengths.
Craig N. 5/5 Verified
Bought it for a mate's 40th. He opened it, put it straight on, and wore it to the pub. Unit of a present.
Emma D. 5/5 Verified
Does the actual job of a swim cap, which I did not expect. Kept the chlorine off and got a laugh. Two for one.
Marcus B. 5/5 Verified
The blue one is daft and I love it. Kids at the leisure centre think I am an alien. Worth every penny.
Steve K. 5/5 Verified
Impossible-to-buy-for brother sorted. He has worn the bald cap to every family swim since and it still gets us. Delivered within a few days, no waiting about.
Holly C. 5/5 Verified
Good stretchy silicone, goes on easy, comes off easy. The hairline round the back is the detail that makes it work.
Paul G. 5/5 Verified
Bought it purely off the video and it is exactly as funny in real life. My boyfriend wore it, I filmed it, we cannot stop watching it back.
Jade A. 5/5 Verified
Wore it to the hotel pool and a kid asked his mum why the man took his whole head off when I peeled it. Priceless.
Tom W. 5/5 Verified
Pulls on like a proper cap and does not pinch. The reveal when you peel it off is the whole joke and it lands every time.
Sam L. 5/5 Verified
Swim three times a week and the pool makes you wear a cap. Might as well be bald and get a laugh out of it.
Chris O. 5/5 Verified
Got the black one for my son for his 18th. He wore it to his mates' pool party and became a legend for the night.
Laura F. 5/5 Verified
Thick silicone, reads completely real from a few metres. My husband wore it in the sea and a stranger offered him sunblock for his head.
Andrea V. 5/5 Verified
Bald in three seconds, hair back in one. The simplest gag and it gets everyone. The ears make it.
Gary T. 5/5 Verified
Bought it for my brother-in-law who is in denial about going thin on top. He laughed hardest of all. Great gift.
Megan H. 5/5 Verified
Thought it would look rubbish close up but the printed hairline is convincing. From across the pool it is spot on.
Dan F. 5/5 Verified
My partner wore it on holiday and the rep thought he actually was bald. Peeled it off at the quiz and brought the house down.
Sophie C. 5/5 Verified
Does one job, does it brilliantly. Pull on, look bald, peel off, watch faces. Good quality silicone too.
Owen J. 5/5 Verified
Bought it for the office Secret Santa and it was the hit of the party. He wore it the rest of the night.
Rachel S. 5/5 Verified
The ginger one on a lad with jet black hair is somehow funnier. My mate has not taken it off since the stag.
Liam C. 5/5 Verified
Proper swim cap that happens to make you bald. Kept my hair dry and my husband in stitches. Perfect.
Zoe T. 5/5 Verified
Stretchy enough to go over a decent head of hair without a fight. The bald look is convincing once it is on.
Nathan C. 5/5 Verified
Got it for my dad who lost his hair at thirty and jokes about it. He wears it to the pool now and owns the joke.
Priya S. 5/5 Verified
Blue one for the lads trip. We swapped it round all week. Every single wearer got a reaction.
Ben K. 5/5 Verified
Thick silicone, no tears after weeks of pool use. The ears and hairline hold up to chlorine fine.
Kieran M. 5/5 Verified
Bought it for my husband and he wore it to the kids' swimming lesson. Other parents were crying. Instant classic. Turned up far quicker than I expected.
Amy W. 5/5 Verified
Goes on snug and stays put doing lengths. Looks bald, swims fine, peels off for the reveal. Brilliant bit of kit. With me within the week and well packed.
Scott D. 5/5 Verified
Dad's 60th present. He put it on at the party and refused to take it off for the cake. Family heirloom now.
Charlotte B. 5/5 Verified
Pulls on in seconds. The hairline round the back is what makes people believe it before you peel it off.
Mark D. 5/5 Verified
Got the black one for my boyfriend who is weirdly proud of his hair. Watching him pretend to be bald never gets old.
Ellie M. 5/5 Verified
Wore it to the local pool and the lifeguard asked if I was okay. Peeled it off and he could not keep a straight face. Came really quickly as well.
Joe V. 5/5 Verified
Present for my husband that cost next to nothing and got the biggest laugh of Christmas. Still wears it swimming.
Nadia K. 5/5 Verified
Grandkids think granddad can take his head off. Cheapest magic trick I ever bought. Arrived surprisingly fast.
Gareth W. 5/5 Verified
Bought two, ginger and blue, for my brothers. They had a bald-off at the pool on Boxing Day. Family will not forget it. Delivery was faster than I expected.
Rebecca J. 5/5 Verified
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