Inappropripots™ | Little Guy Plant Pot
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Why Inappropripots?
Most plant pots are a container. This one is a character. He turns a plain windowsill into something guests actually comment on, and he does it without taking up half the surface.
He also solves the small problem every plant person has: two plants, one nice spot. The head bowl takes the leafy one, the cup in his hands takes the little one, and they end up looking deliberate instead of crowded.
And yes — what you plant in the pot he is holding is entirely up to you. A tall cactus is the internet's favourite choice, and we understand exactly why. That is where the name came from.
Benefits & Features
- Two planting spots in one piece — head bowl plus a hand-held pot
- Glossy white glazed [ceramic] with a hand-finished look
- Sleepy painted face, same on every one
- Removable mustard-yellow cup pot
- 23cm long × 11.5cm tall — shelf and windowsill sized
The little guy himself
A face that does half the work
The sleepy expression is what makes him. Two closed lashes and a small smile, painted low on the front of the head bowl so it still reads once the plant is in. Nothing about him is trying too hard.
Two pots, not one
The head opening is a proper bowl, deep enough for a nursery pot rather than a token pinch of soil. The mustard-yellow cup sits loose in his hands, so you can lift it out, plant it separately and drop it back in.
Glossy white goes with everything
One clean colourway means he suits a bright kitchen, a dark bookshelf or a bathroom shelf equally. The only colour on him is the little yellow pot, which is the point.
Inappropripots Gives You...
- A plant pot that people stop and pick up
- Two planting spots without two pots cluttering the shelf
- An easy gift for the plant person who already owns everything
- A joke that lands every time, without a word being said
He measures 23cm long and 11.5cm tall, which is roughly the footprint of a paperback lying flat. That fits a standard windowsill, a desk beside a monitor, a bathroom shelf or a bedside table.
Inside the Box
- 1x Inappropripots™ Little Guy Plant Pot (glossy white)
- 1x Removable mustard-yellow cup pot
- 1x Inappropripots gift box
- Plants are not included
Your Questions Answered
Do the plants come with it?
No — he arrives empty and ready for whatever you choose. That is deliberate: shipping live plants adds cost, delays and a lot of dead leaves. Most people plant a small trailing plant in his head and a cactus or succulent in the pot he is holding.
What size plants fit?
The head bowl comfortably takes a standard [9cm] nursery pot's worth of plant — a spider plant, a small pothos, a fern, a peace lily. The cup in his hands suits a small succulent, an aloe or a cactus. Faux plants work just as well if you would rather not water anything.
Is there a drainage hole?
There is no drainage hole, so either keep your plant in its nursery pot and sit that inside the bowl, or add a layer of gravel at the bottom and water lightly. Both are standard for decorative indoor planters.
What is he made of?
Glossy white glazed [ceramic], with a painted face. He has a reassuring bit of weight to him rather than feeling like plastic, and he wipes clean with a damp cloth.
How big is he really?
23cm long and 11.5cm tall — about the footprint of a paperback lying flat. Big enough to be a centrepiece on a windowsill or desk, small enough that he does not take the whole surface.
Can he go outside?
He is designed as an indoor piece. Frost and glazed ceramic do not get on, so keep him on the inside of the window rather than the outside.
Is he a good gift?
He is the easiest gift on this website. He arrives in his own box, he needs no wrapping to look like an effort was made, and the person opening him always laughs. Housewarmings, birthdays, and the plant-obsessed friend who already owns every pot going.
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